i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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