Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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