Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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well, you know. whores of a feather.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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