Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Randomize