Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Randomize