Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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