Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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