I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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