I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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