Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Duck Duck Cougar?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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