You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Randomize
