Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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