I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
