it was like eating out sand paper
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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