I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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