Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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