please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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