What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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