i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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