I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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