I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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