Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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