girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
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The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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