yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
