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I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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