brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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