We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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