Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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