it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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