I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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