did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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