i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
