i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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You are the jesus of drinking
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
How naked do you want me to be?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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