is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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