Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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