We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
