she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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