I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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