who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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