If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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