WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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