Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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