If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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