If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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