dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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