we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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