Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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