she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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