I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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