Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
