My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize