He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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