Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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