I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Two words: nipple clamps
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