Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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